1. Describe your dream date with Reality.
A) Cuddling in bed, Planet Earth 2 on the laptop and something microwaveable from Trader Joes in my belly and kind of on my sheets.
B) A picnic at the beach that miraculously avoids both ambitious ants, sandy glasses of chablis, and stray Russian Intelligence Officers.
C) 4 hours of Soul Cycle followed by dancing at the new bar that opened up in the dumpster Selena Gomez kissed The Weeknd by. I’m wearing an iridescent catsuit made out of fish scales and threads spun down from actual pearls. Reality is ordering bottle service with all the bitcoin I made after the Kardashian/Jenners started exclusively drinking my proprietary beverage DIAMOND WATER™.
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