Rachel Siemens
Writing
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Rachel Siemens
Writing
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Writing

A premier street brand for cool boys.

Critics are saying:

“gripping…handsomely designed…like a frog walking on its hind legs.”—little sister

“Writing that’s a true effort to read.”—my brother that one time

“Passing on this, but thanks for the look!’—Chris Monks, Mcsweeney’s

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IoG: Internet of Ghouls

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Newsletters

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Special Boy

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A Dumb Blonde Walks Into A Conversation About Cryptocurrency

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Stanley Tucci’s Recipe For The Perfect Molotov Cocktail

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Beachball

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Tilda Swinton

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Childless Witch

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The Grimm Institute's Back-to-School Checklist for Princesses and Maidens

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Summer Vacation

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Skin Fasting

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Hate Work

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Cult Mentality

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Rejection

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Dali's Lemonade

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Tribalism

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Wellness

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Social Anxiety

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White House of Horrors

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Teens and Social Media

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From Crystals to Horoscopes

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Found Crystals

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Name Change

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Reality

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Group Interview

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Time Management

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Compliments

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Lid For Every Pot

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Small Talk

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Elope

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Robot Fashion

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Identity

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Selfies

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Job Satisfaction

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Imposter Syndrome

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Lean In

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Fake News

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Classism in Motherhood

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How to cope when a loved one reveals they're a red hot chili peppers fan